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Thy name is Keegan. I am 17 years old at the time you are reading this. I live in Melbourne. I am a hopeless romantic as well. I know how to keep a girl, my only problem is that I can't get the girl in the first place. The only two things keeping me from being really sad is music, and the second would be the fact that I one day hope to be in love.
Also, I am training to be a bartender so if anyone needs to get drunk in a classy way, I would be happy to help
If you Q me, I will A them

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memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

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i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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